Groggy
Opening soonFor solo agers 50+ and adult children booking for a parent

Someone to take you home after sedation.

Clinics cancel your colonoscopy if you arrive without a responsible adult, and a rideshare doesn’t count. Groggy sends one: they meet you at check-in, wait, sign you out, ride home and stay an hour.

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Ready for youA procedure-day escort
The ownerSigns agency deals; ops lead on call
Why now, in the news
How it works

A responsible adult for your sedated procedure, when you have nobody to ask.

Many clinics won’t discharge a sedated patient without a responsible adult, and plenty of people have nobody to ask. Groggy sends a trained escort from a licensed home-care partner: door to door, waiting in the lobby, signing you out and staying an hour at home. Agents handle clinic rules, prep reminders and timing.

  1. Step 01

    Checks your clinic’s escort rules

    Agents call clinics and keep a record of each one’s escort policy, so you know a hired escort will be accepted before you book.

  2. Step 02

    Coaches your prep, books your escort

    Prep reminders before the day, then an escort from a licensed home-care partner, timed to your check-in and rerouted if things run late.

  3. Step 03

    Gets you home and checks in

    Your escort signs your discharge, rides home with you and stays an hour. The next morning, we call to see how you are.

What you get

Built for solo agers 50+ and adult children booking for a parent.

01

A procedure-day escort

Meets you at check-in, waits, signs your discharge, rides home with you and stays for an hour.

02

Prep coaching before the day

Plain reminders about prep, timing and what to bring, so your procedure isn’t cancelled at the door.

03

A check-in call after

A call the next morning to see how you are feeling now you’re home.

First up: First comes a free checker that tells you whether your clinic accepts a hired escort, in one city to start.

Why now

The world just changed.

What changed, and where it was reported.

  1. Outpatient standards (AAAHC) generally expect a responsible adult escort at discharge unless clinical reasons justify otherwise. The Joint Commission calls it ‘certainly prudent’.

    Sermo
  2. An AARP estimate: 10% of US adults 50+ live alone with no living children, and another 11% are estranged from their children.

    KFF Health News
  3. A Seattle health-system pilot found ‘lack of patient transportation or a chaperone’ a frequently cited barrier to colonoscopy.

    UW News
Who runs it

One person and 4 AI agents.

4AI agents doing the daily work
24/7They don’t clock off
1Person who signs off on what matters

The agents, all day

  • Calling clinics about escort rules
  • Onboarding home-care partners
  • Routing escorts to clinics
  • Sending prep reminders
  • Making next-morning calls

What a person does

Escorts are aides employed by licensed non-medical home-care agencies, background-checked through a vendor. The owner signs the agency and clinic contracts and the liability insurance, and a human ops lead is on call during procedure hours.

Here’s the line we don’t cross.

Groggy escorts are companions, not medical staff, and they never give care or medicine. We keep only the details a booking needs and never hold medical records.

Questions

Straight answers.

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Will my clinic accept a hired escort?

Many do, and some refuse any hired escort. We check your clinic’s rule before you book, and if the answer is no, we tell you rather than send someone.

Who is the escort?

An aide employed by a licensed non-medical home-care agency we partner with, background-checked through a vendor. They are companions, not nurses.

What if something goes wrong on the way home?

A human ops lead is on call during procedure hours. Escorts work for licensed agencies, we carry liability insurance, and every incident is logged and reviewed.

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